#1
Posted 25 June 2009 - 06:28 PM
(Another) Open Letter "To The Community"
So, where do I mail my response? No return address? Wonder why.
#4
Posted 25 June 2009 - 07:56 PM
#5
Posted 25 June 2009 - 09:43 PM
"We've answered all of your questions in this letter."
"But, sir! What about th--" (appendage flies out, neck snaps, appendage returns to the president's body)
"We've already answered that. Any other questions?"
Then the president drinks 2 gallons of ammonia, pulls a random onlooker from the crowd, rams his ovipositor down her throat and fills her thoracic cavity to the neck full of larva, then digging through the floorboards and burying her 10 feet deep before scaling the building and flying towards city hall for a snack. But he's not an alien!
(My god I'm bored.)
#6
Posted 25 June 2009 - 10:16 PM
Rennock, on 25 June 2009 - 10:43 PM, said:
"We've answered all of your questions in this letter."
"But, sir! What about th--" (neck snaps, appendage returns to the president's body)
"We've already answered that. Any other questions?"
Then the president drinks 2 gallons of ammonia, pulls a random onlooker from the crowd, rams his ovipositor down her throat and fills her thoracic cavity to the neck full of larva before digging through the floorboards and burying her 10 feet deep. But he's not an alien!
(My god I'm bored.)
Good writing.
#8
Posted 25 June 2009 - 10:34 PM
#10
Posted 25 June 2009 - 10:41 PM
Schall, on 25 June 2009 - 08:38 PM, said:
Just cause you have multiple ways of scooping it out of the bowl doesn't mean it's not circling the drain. (Never tried L2, just guessing like other companies they withdraw talent off of titles they don't want to continue.)
#11
Posted 25 June 2009 - 10:44 PM
Rennock, on 25 June 2009 - 11:41 PM, said:
I know, was just jokes.

Ozzie[B]: i did it with dad the other day
#12
Posted 25 June 2009 - 10:50 PM
Schall, on 25 June 2009 - 08:44 PM, said:
Rennock, on 25 June 2009 - 11:41 PM, said:
Schall, on 25 June 2009 - 08:38 PM, said:
Just cause you have multiple ways of scooping it out of the bowl doesn't mean it's not circling the drain. (Never tried L2, just guessing like other companies they withdraw talent off of titles they don't want to continue.)
I know, was just jokes.
Same here... for some reason a "Ross Perot-ism" came to mind.
Like I said earlier... bored.
#13
Posted 25 June 2009 - 11:24 PM
maybe you can get a couple peons to fix the fucking typos in your letter...
unless "army" is now read "fire team"

Rekka - I Say You Say(Patrick Wilcox Aggressive Progressive Mix) ~ Deadmau5 - Ghosts n Stuff
"After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music." Huxley, 1931
#14
Posted 25 June 2009 - 11:25 PM
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Soo...those werent dont yet? They are waiting until now to do it?
#15
Posted 25 June 2009 - 11:29 PM
Noriega, on 26 June 2009 - 12:25 AM, said:
They read like madlibs. Several nouns and adjectives are completely replaceable depending on the given subject.

Ozzie[B]: i did it with dad the other day
#16
#19
Posted 26 June 2009 - 03:51 AM
Noriega, on 26 June 2009 - 02:25 PM, said:
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Soo...those werent dont yet? They are waiting until now to do it?
I thought the exact same thing when I read that! Thanks for quoting it, I wasn't bothered too. <3
#20
Posted 26 June 2009 - 04:06 AM
Anuxinamoon, on 26 June 2009 - 10:51 AM, said:
Noriega, on 26 June 2009 - 02:25 PM, said:
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Soo...those werent dont yet? They are waiting until now to do it?
I thought the exact same thing when I read that! Thanks for quoting it, I wasn't bothered too. <3
I have stopped reading any official press release - let alone letter to fans - after the blatant lies they wrote right before pulling the plug on Tabula Rasa .

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